* Olympic Theme Music & Tape * Loud Speaker & Mike
* Poll Set * Cardboard around polls to simulate TV set * Large Remote Control * 2 Chairs + Love Seat
* Starfleet Uniform * 96 Rock Shirt & Hat (If Possible)
* List of Staff * Oversized Cable TV cord to "Plug In"
* BSA Campaign Hat * Reflective Sunglasses
* Bike * Toilet
* Workbelt overloaded w/ tools * Fishing Polls
* 96 ROCK MUSIC * Leather Jackett/White T Shirt
* Large Football * Racquett Ball
* Baseball Bat / Gloves & BB Hats * Drum
* Rock Band Paraf. * ST Theme Tape
* Rabbit Ears for Bunny
Premise: Two young campers are watching the TV they snuck into camp. The only programming they can pick up is the Thunder Cable System. A short dialogue establishes the sceen followed by a series of shows and ads being switched to as the two campers yell "TURN IT" and the staff goes "BUZZZZ"
STAGE:
Two campers in chairs facing stage left looking at a large TV with an oversized remote control prop.
Camper One: Boy we sure are smooth sneaking this Big Screen TV into Camp Thunder!
Camper Two: Yes, our Scoutmaster will even know we are sitting here watching this and not participating in those boaring summer camp activities like CPR class, ROC, Duck Day & Rocket Launch.
Camper One: Say do you see a cable outlet around the tent anywhere??
Camper Two: Yes, here it is, lets watch the TV!
Camper One: I'll turn it on (Hits the Remote) STAFF GOES BUZZZZ
Announcer Michael Cloudt comes on and says Welcome Statement as TV announcer (inc. Camp Thunder Cable System, every channel is devoted to scouting, etc.)
Campers 1 & 2: TURN IT! (BUZZZZZ)
Show # 1: Real Stories of the Camp Thunder Highway Patrol (Staff Sings Bad Boys Theme AFTER Police Officer Announces Name of Show)
Characters: Police Officer in Campaign Hat & Reflective Glasses (STERN LOOKING)
Scout on Mountain Bike
Dialogue
Campers 1 & 2: TURN IT! (BUZZZZZ)
Show # 2: ROC (ROC host surrounded by CIT's yelping YEAAA ROC!!!!)
Campers 1 & 2: TURN IT! (BUZZZZZ)
Show # 3: The Thunder Zone (The Staff Does Two Verses of Theme (Do Do Do Do....)
Characters: Rod Serling
Dialogue (In proper voice) "Little Johnny Tenderfoot thought skipping MB class to take a nap was OK....................UNTIL.......................He woke up in......THE THUNDER ZONE!
Campers 1 & 2: TURN IT! (BUZZZZZ)
Show # 4: This Old Tent with Bob Villa
Characters: Bob Villa
Dialogue: "Welcome to this old tent....I'm Bob Villa. Today on this old tent we are going to learn to install a commode & plumbing system in your very own tent...etc. (Keeps Babbling until campers yell TURN IT)
Campers 1 & 2: TURN IT! (BUZZZZZ)
Show # 5: Andy Griffith Show (Staff Preparing for next show stage right whistles the Theme continually until Andy & opie are off the other side of the Screen)
Characters: Opie
Andy
Dialogue None
As soon as they exit screen, 96 with Ed starts
Campers 1 & 2: TURN IT! (BUZZZZZ)
Show # 6: Happy Days (Staff Sings Theme with SUN, MON, HD...TUES, WED HD, THURS FRI HD SATURDAY, WHAT A DAY...the Campers ALL Go Home)
Characters: Fonz
Richie Cunningham
Buckskin Campers (aka) CIT's
Dialogue: Richie: "Fonz I can't control my Buckskin class, they are all over CAMP THUNDER, can you help me out? (CIT's are throwing large football & going crazy)
Fonz: Ayeeeeeee! I am the Fonz, NO PROBLEM (Snaps Fingers)
(Buickskins all go over and stand giving Scout Salute)
Campers 1 & 2: TURN IT! (BUZZZZZ)
Show # 7: Baseball Game (Staff Sings "Take me out to Camp Thunder, Take me out to the Crowd, by me some stuff at the Trading Post, sing silly songs and get really loud!!)
Characters: Off Screen Announcer
Batter
Catcher
Pitcher
Dialogue / Action:
Announcer: "Welcome back to the ball game, etc... does Game announcing...
After strike, batter hits ball (ball goes over audience out of council ring)
Announced: THE Boy Scouts win the Pennant, THE Boy Scouts win the Pennant, THE Boy Scouts win the Pennant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Campers 1 & 2: TURN IT! (BUZZZZZ)
Show # 8: MTV
Characters: MTV VJ
Rock Band ("Scouts & Roses")
Dialogue/Action: Host intros band & title of song "Sweet Camp of Mine"
The Band comes on screen and sings "and Airbands ("I know a camp whwere it is never damp & at lunch you never stand in line. Youll earn a Merit Badge to fill your sash & your always have a real good time. Woah oooo ooooh oooh, sweet camp of mine) Axl Rose impersonation is a must.
Campers 1 & 2: TURN IT! (BUZZZZZ)
Show # 9: Married....With Boy Scouts (STAFF SINGS) Scouts & Camping...Scouts & Camping, fits together like a Hourse & Carriage, this I tell brother, you can't ahve one w/o the other.
Characters: Al, Peg, Bundys
Energizer Scout comes out
Announcer: Enertgizer keeps camping///////
Campers 1 & 2: TURN IT! (BUZZZZZ)
Show # 10: Star Trek
Characters: Kirk
Campers 1 & 2: TURN IT! (BUZZZZZ)
Barney (If Possible)
Possible Future Themes: Flintstones & Jurassic Park (Be thinking for next week)
